Hard-Hitting Headlines

Create your own tabloid teaser by selecting one word from each column, moving left to right.

Example: POPE BITES DWARF

*the following columns are not formatted for mobile viewing

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REALTOR

FIREMAN

PRESIDENT

POPE

PRINCESS

COACH

DOG

MAYOR

SQUIRREL

STRIPPER

 

BEATS

HOSES

KICKS

BLESSES

HATES

SEDUCES

RESCUES

BITES

ADOPTS

SLASHES

 

DWARF

SNAKE

SENATOR

NUN

KIDS

CHEERLEADER

HUNTER

MOTHER

CAT

DOCTOR

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